# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I smell like Dick and happiness
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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