Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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