What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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