wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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