I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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