Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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