where does the pee come out of this thing
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Randomize
