that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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