clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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