So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
