I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm really into asian looking animals
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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