is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
