If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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