I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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