She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
organizing the empties. That sober.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I will be naked everywhere
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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