What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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