You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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