why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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