That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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