would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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