oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Small penises have feelings too.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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