Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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