she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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