When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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