at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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