love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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