didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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