You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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