You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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