I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
