Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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