Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He did a backflip because drugs
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