so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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