Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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