I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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