it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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