I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you traded sex for a burrito?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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