you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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