Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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