ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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