My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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