I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Buhtt sex?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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