Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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