the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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