More tranny stories later!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
mondays should just be called national damage control day
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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