dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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