The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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