The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is that strawberry winking at me??
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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