Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I wish i was in the wii world.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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