i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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