so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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