I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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