Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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