Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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