This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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