MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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