why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
this will be a night to untag.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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